Sarah Wright

Sarah comes from Leighton Buzzard, which is a real town despite many people believing otherwise, and can confirm that it is in fact not part of Narnia. She helps run the operations side of Thin Martian, assisting with the day to day running of the studio and accounts. She’s very nice, but will kneecap you if you don’t do what she tells you. Sarah likes to drink “horse tea” in the hope that it will cleanse her insides of sin, and is currently fighting a losing battle to get Take That’s Greatest Hits played on loop daily throughout the studio.

Big shiny unicorn: Sarah is a qualified scuba diver and has cuddled a sea cucumber.

Scraggy donkey: She thought Bob Dylan sang Uptown Girl.