Dennis Poulton

Dennis's true origins are unknown, yet several myths persist. One is that he comes from the Cererian (a mystical far off place), born from a great clamshell (like all great developers are), another is that he was brought forth by an ancient clan of cave bears in a time when all beasts and men could change their form, wrote in peculiar languages including C# or at least meddle a bit in .SQL or .NET. Like all great developers he has only two weaknesses: one is making no sense whatsoever in a day to day context and the other is an all-you-can-eat barbeque.

C sharp = He can charm any waitress known to man.

D minus = He already owns a pimp cane, but has yet to purchase a mankini.