Jon Asby

Whoops. And so began the life of Jon. Confined to a small market town of St. Neots in the northern hemisphere, as a child Jon constructed his lifelong sequence of events and went to university. There he learned and learned until he grew so large that he popped, leaving a slime-encrusted spherical core, glowing and pulsating with the dark rhythms of the ether. After a cup of coffee Jon became a web developer and learned C# with ASP.Net. With further coffee based coercion, Jon learned how to make iPhone apps, and will now meditate continuously on the atoll of Saya de Malha Bank macerating the mysteries of the multiverse.